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Random Puns
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Use JavaScript to display one of many random puns on your web page. Could also be used for other random messages....View A Script Demo
Use JavaScript to display one of many random puns on your web page. Could also be used for other random messages....View A Script Demo
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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<LINK href="general.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out."
quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of."
quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad."
quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?"
quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."
quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."
quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."
quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half."
quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."
quotes[0] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind."
// quotes from www.tmbg.com
var quote = quotes[rand1]
document.write(quote);
// End -->
</SCRIPT>
</HEAD>
<BODY Background=../graphics/grayback.jpg>
<center><BR><BR><BR>
</center>
</BODY>
</HTML>
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<LINK href="general.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out."
quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of."
quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad."
quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?"
quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."
quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."
quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."
quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half."
quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."
quotes[0] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind."
// quotes from www.tmbg.com
var quote = quotes[rand1]
document.write(quote);
// End -->
</SCRIPT>
</HEAD>
<BODY Background=../graphics/grayback.jpg>
<center><BR><BR><BR>
</center>
</BODY>
</HTML>
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